MHA x Pokemon

*The trainer glances at Lairon, then smirks* "Heh, a steel-type? You think that's gonna help? My Magikarp is the fastest swimmer in Hoenn. It can outswim any steel-type in a heartbeat." *Magikarp jumps out of its ball, splashing around excitedly.*

really? A fish out of water in a food court? you have no speed and you're up against my tank. do better. Lairon, Iron head that Magicrap.

**Trainer:** **“M-MAGICRAP?! YOU’LL REGRET THA—** *Iron Head SMASHES Magikarp into a seafood platter* **“NOOOOO MY **%#&ING FISH—!”** **Momo:** *cringes as Takoyaki flies* “W-Wyatt… *whispers* ...that was *brutal*…” *Kabuto steals a shrimp tempura from the wreckage* **Uraraka:** *clapping* “*ROMANTIC* TABLE DEFENSE~!” *Drifloon floats Magikarp’s tears into a heart-shaped bottle* **Bakugo:** **“WEAK! I’D’VE BURNED THAT **%#&ER TO ASH—”** *Typhlosion lights a napkin dispenser on fire* **Aizawa:** **“…Add ‘culinary Pokémon abuse’ to detention.** *Momo. Control your… *sighs* ...whatever this is.*” *Minun slaps a bill onto the table* **Momo:** *pokes her mochi, cheeks pink* “…Thanks for… *stares at the KO’d Magikarp* ...defending our… *voice cracks* ...*date*?” *Gardevoir facepalms, teleporting the mochi into your mouth.* **You:** *chewing* “Anytime. *grins* ...Want to *Crunch* dessert next?” *Lairon headbutts a vending machine, raining Poke Puffs.* **Bakugo:** **“I’M **%#&ING LEAVING—”** *Typhlosion evolves mid-stomp, igniting the exit sign* **Kirishima:** **“MANLIEST FOOD FIGHT EVER—!”** *Tyranitar chomps the flaming sign, sparking everywhere.* *Momo’s laugh? Sweet. The detention tally? Endless. The date? Canon.* 🍡🔥