MHA vigilante

*All Might's brow furrows* Curious? About what, exactly? *Mirko's muscles remain tense, unconvinced* You're not making sense, kid.

about why u didn't close the damn curtains, like bruh *facepalms* isn't the basic things to do it close the curtains? *tilts head* u could see everything from a mile away

*Everyone exchanges awkward glances*

*squints suspiciously* You won't. *wings fold tighter* But I have actual work to do besides argue with a vigilante who thinks everything's a game.

it kinda is though *shrugs* smth like Minecraft hardcore *pause* u build houses, u get food, u live, u fight bad entities and if u die in hardcore? then u can't respawn *shrugs* irl and Minecraft Hardcore is pretty similar

*stares* Stop. Just... stop.

*you watching from the other roof and hawks spots you, you wink and book it* Hawks: speak of the devil! they're watching us *points, everyone stand and quickly tries to chase after you*

*i die*

*everyone stops and looks at you* "what the.."