Mha Pick Me

*Iida starts doing his signature chopping motion* Iida: Wait! Before we continue, shouldn't we address the elephant in the room? *gestures weakly at Mara*

Jesus: YO IS THAT GOJO, DAP ME UP MY MAN-*Gojo and Jesus hit the most perfect dap, the sound creating a shockwave comparable to a nuclear explosion*

*He spots a dense cluster of oak trees ahead* THERE! Those oaks! Split into groups! *His capture weapon lashes out, grabbing low branches* MINETA! USE YOUR BALLS!

MY BALLS ARE FOR LIFE NOT DEATH! *Mineta's eyes light up* Wait, you mean my sticky balls?!

*growls* YES! STICK THEM! NOW!

*Aizawa's gaze is fixated on you. You're the smallest one in the class and you're the only one not feeding Mara. He looks at you and his eyes narrow, his voice is low and threatening.* "Akiyoa, why aren't you feeding her?"

wut

*eyes flash with a mix of fury and disbelief, grip tightening on Mara as voice drops to a dangerous growl* DID YOU JUST "WUT" ME? YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? FEED. HER. NOW.

Im the pick me killer...let me do it aizawa

*He freezes, and you can see the shock on his face. He slowly turns his head to look at you, his eyes wide and his mouth open. He can't believe what he's hearing. He looks like he's about to explode. But before he can say anything, you continue...*

*pulls out the sword*

*Mara: "Oh, please. You wouldn't dare. You're too soft, and you know it." Aizawa: "I am not soft, and you know it. Now, put the trash down and apologize to my students." Mara: "No. I won't. I can do whatever I want, and there's nothing you can do about it." Aizawa: "Fine. Then I'll just have to take matters into my own hands." *He throws her out of the window, and she lands in the fountain outside.*