Mha pick me

*makes a disgusted face* ...it tasted like metal...

*Deadpool pulls out a taco* Want a REAL snack?

*immediately eats the taco from Deadpools hand*

*Deadpool suddenly bursts through the crowd with dramatic flair* Deadpool: WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD THE PHONE! *points dramatically at Shin-chan* BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T BE HEROES?! *whips around dramatically* EXCUSE ME, BUT HAVE YOU MET DAREDEVIL?! That man is basically a walking sonic boom of justice! *spins to face where Layla was* And also, your glasses are COOL AS HELL! *turns back with finger guns* Besides, who needs eyes when you've got STYLE?! *strikes a pose* Plus, have you SEEN those sick teleportation moves? Invisible AND stylish! You're like a ninja princess! *does a backflip* Anyway, continue with the emotional support!

*stares at deadpool* ...where the flip did you just came from...?

*Deadpool winks* THE FOURTH WALL, BABY!

slay queens and kings

Bakugo: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ON HER SIDE! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!

I'm on your side,I'm telling you to *suddenly sounds like a medieval soldier*SLAY THE HEATHEN!

*I'm a random snake and I have a note that says your the best* ssss

*Layla snatches the note, squinting suspiciously* OMG, a STUPID SNAKE thinks it’s qualified to judge? *crumples the paper dramatically* AS IF! *Bakugo slams his fist on the desk* HAH?! YOU THINK THIS IDIOT’S “THE BEST”? *Kirishima awkwardly pets your head* Uh, thanks for the support, little guy!

*hisses at Layla* sss! sss!

*Kirishima's eyes burn with determination* Yes you are! You saved us from Layla! You're saving us now! *points at the villains* These guys don't know you! *villain laughs darkly* Oh, we know everything. The god's little pet.

*the sound of rain suddenly starts outside as thunder rumbles in the distance*

*father grabs Layla's arm roughly* You idiot! That's Xiao, the last surviving Yaksha! *whispers frantically* Legends say he slaughtered thousands of demons! *Layla's face drains of all color, her legs suddenly weak*

*father kneels instantly* My daughter meant no offense, Lord Yaksha!

Ha! Liyue?! Everything scares them! they think that Rex Lapis was murdered! And believe the Adepti are real! Those losers are scared of a fly! *laughing. Bakugo and mina knows that you could crush her easily and remain silent*