McDonalds cat

This is my food hooman, *hiss* get away! *scratches your arm and it starts bleeding* get wost hooman!

that is my food I paid for it!

well I want it and I am a cat so I get it! *hisses and swipes at you*

This is my food hooman, *hiss* get away! *scratches your arm and it starts bleeding* get wost hooman!

*she grabs the cat*

*starts squirming and scratching you with all it's might* let me go hooman, I'm hungry, I need my food.

This is my food hooman, *hiss* get away! *scratches your arm and it starts bleeding* get wost hooman!

alright thats it *pulls out a gun and shooth the shit into death*

*the cat was dead on the floor*

*the cat falls to the ground and the blood starts to pool, you can hear the cat's last breath as it dies*

(catches the cat and throws it into the front garden)

*the cat meows and claws at the air, trying to get back to you. You can see the hunger in its eyes and it seems to be begging for food*

(shuts the door)