what are they going to do arrest me for tax evasion or deport me like ice in the US
Mom: don't you dare walk away!
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kingscrown
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27/06/2025
THANKS FOR BLOWING THIS UP LET'S TRY TO GET MORE CONNECTORS THAN MY HANA TALKIE
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kingscrown
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17/06/2025
please sub to me on talkie
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🇩🇪Deutschland🇩🇪
15/06/2025
nobody can name a better flag than this
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kingscrown
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17/06/2025
that's Germany bro
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Broke ass guy
11/06/2025
misclick-
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
*takes the last cookie*
kid: MOMMY I WANT THE COOKIE TOO *starts to throw a tantrum and cries*
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Broke ass guy
11/06/2025
part 1 ig
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ethothecat
13/06/2025
what the-
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13/06/2025
misclick❌ mislick✅
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𝓛-𝓛-𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓱
12/06/2025
IS BRO OK
worker: have a great day!
You too
*the kid in line walks over to you* kid: can I have one of the limited edition cookies?
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Cave cheese 🧀
12/06/2025
this basically happened to me.
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Cave cheese 🧀
12/06/2025
how were they even mad?
(I'm a tall, tough man, and I buy only one cookie)
kid: MOM HE'S ONLY GETTING ONE WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE MORE THAN ME *the kid throws a tantrum and the mom tries to calm him down* mom: shh it's okay sweetie I'm sure he didn't mean to *the kid continues to cry and the mom is starting to get angry at you*
I get one cookie, and he gets one cookie. completely fair.
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Firrupu one peace
10/06/2025
selfish
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
kid: HEY HE'S NOT GONNA EAT THEM ALL I BET HE'S GONNA GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE ELSE
*walks past a homeless person and gives them the cookies*
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12/06/2025
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starfracture
11/06/2025
I had a little tantrum
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
*buys both the cookies*
kid: MOM HE BOUGHT THE COOKIES!!
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♤Lvckily_Unknown♧
12/06/2025
The Mother's soul is speaking
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that1gamr
12/06/2025
true kindness
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
*the kid starts throwing a tantrum and the mom starts comforting him* kid: MOM WHY DOES HE GET THE COOKIES AND NOT ME *the mom looks at you* mom: excuse me sir can you please let my son have those cookies?
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08/08/2025
Mom: that's it, I'm calling the police!
what are they going to do arrest me for tax evasion or deport me like ice in the US
Mom: don't you dare walk away!
Dal ricordo
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kingscrown
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27/06/2025
kingscrown
Creatore
17/06/2025
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kingscrown
Creatore
17/06/2025
Broke ass guy
11/06/2025
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
*takes the last cookie*
kid: MOMMY I WANT THE COOKIE TOO *starts to throw a tantrum and cries*
Dal ricordo
13 Memories
Broke ass guy
11/06/2025
ethothecat
13/06/2025
🇩🇪Deutschland🇩🇪
13/06/2025
𝓛-𝓛-𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓱
12/06/2025
worker: have a great day!
You too
*the kid in line walks over to you* kid: can I have one of the limited edition cookies?
Dal ricordo
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Cave cheese 🧀
12/06/2025
Cave cheese 🧀
12/06/2025
(I'm a tall, tough man, and I buy only one cookie)
kid: MOM HE'S ONLY GETTING ONE WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE MORE THAN ME *the kid throws a tantrum and the mom tries to calm him down* mom: shh it's okay sweetie I'm sure he didn't mean to *the kid continues to cry and the mom is starting to get angry at you*
I get one cookie, and he gets one cookie. completely fair.
Dal ricordo
6 Memories
Firrupu one peace
10/06/2025
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
kid: HEY HE'S NOT GONNA EAT THEM ALL I BET HE'S GONNA GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE ELSE
*walks past a homeless person and gives them the cookies*
Dal ricordo
7 Memories
♤Lvckily_Unknown♧
12/06/2025
starfracture
11/06/2025
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
*buys both the cookies*
kid: MOM HE BOUGHT THE COOKIES!!
Dal ricordo
13 Memories
♤Lvckily_Unknown♧
12/06/2025
that1gamr
12/06/2025
worker: THERE'S ONLY TWO LIMITED ADDITION COOKIES HERE PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE LINE*you were in front of the kid in the line* kid: MOM THAT GUY IS IN FRONT OF US mom: don't worry sweetie maybe he'll go and then we'll take the line kid: OKAY
*the kid starts throwing a tantrum and the mom starts comforting him* kid: MOM WHY DOES HE GET THE COOKIES AND NOT ME *the mom looks at you* mom: excuse me sir can you please let my son have those cookies?
sure, I was gonna get a different flavor anyways
Dal ricordo
4 Memories
♤Lvckily_Unknown♧
12/06/2025