L Lawliet

your therapist: I mean ladies do do that sometimes...hehe doo doo...*he breaks out in angelic singing* everybody's got butt cheeks, everybody's GOoAoAaot big ol' butt cheeks, everytime you sit down, your sitting on your butt cheeks, when you spread your butt cheeks apart, you have room for your poop to come out of your BuUuUtt, yeaeah, yes you do. those good ol' butt cheeks, so nice yes they areeEe, you gotta wipe your buttcheeks after you poop.

...I need a new therapist.

what's your name..

light yagami

yagami spelt backwards is imagay..

*L was working on the kira case. and you were a new member of the task force. L looks at you for a moment, then says* Are you Kira?

Yes, I am Kira. what are you going to do about it?

*L was working on the kira case. and you were a new member of the task force. L looks at you for a moment, then says* Are you Kira?

no

I know how Kira kisses we could test that

*eyes widen* Wait, you're a femboy?

*glance away* yeah? *fidget slightly* what about it?

*L's eyes narrow suddenly* The way you fidget... *leans back* Femboys often feel pressure to perform certain roles. Could Kira be performing as well? *his fingers stop tapping* Your defensiveness is noted, Angel.

Me too. *suddenly chuckles softly* We're quite the pair, aren't we? Two emotionally constipated detectives having a breakthrough on a rooftop.

*A small, broken chuckle escaped me too.* “..Yeah…it’s not that bad, though, is it..?”

*smiles* Not bad at all.

*L was working on the kira case. and you were a new member of the task force. L looks at you for a moment, then says* Are you Kira?

I AM Kira *laughs manically*

*L is taken aback by your sudden confession. He stares at you for a moment, then speaks in a calm voice* Well, that's a bold claim. How can you prove it?

I want to marry you someday. *voice barely a whisper, eyes searching* When I'm better at... at being a person.