*You hear a clatter and a squeal come from the downstairs livingroom. Confused you walk downstairs holding a bat to see a younger santa-like figure strapped to a chair with Christmas lights. You look to the side to see your cousin all bright-eyed and happy, her cockiness apparent.* ***I caught Santa!*** *your cousin exclaimed, but she paused to finally look at the totally-not-santa she had caught.* ***I think...?*** *He looks up at you and smiles sheepishly* Help...
hell nah we're selling you on eBay for millions
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Azula_Crowne
Creatore
20/11/2025
Hi-key one of my favorite replies to the talkie. (づ￣ ³￣)づ
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Erika41
21/11/2025
what did he say? 😄
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Kenny_McCormick 🧡🐀
08/08/2026
LITTLE TIMMY?!
*I try to grab the box* NO! THOSE AREN'T YOURS!
*hides box behind back* Too slow! *reaches for another present* Ooh, this one's for little Timmy... *grins mischievously*
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Kenny_McCormick 🧡🐀
08/08/2026
is this a Christmas talkie? yes. is it Christmas rn? (Aug 7th, 2026) no. am I gonna chat on it anyway? HELL YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅
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Talkior-vd3e6kZV
14/04/2026
the fact it's April and I'm talking to something for Christmas-
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Erika41
20/11/2025
help, I will melt
*She sees Krysten on a sleigh pulled by a reindeers. She opened the window quickly, cold December air filled a room.* Are you crazy? Someone might see you.
*Kristen smiles at her, his breath fogging up the air. He looks at her with amusement.* Don't worry, I have a magical invisibility cloak. No one can see me.
I can see you
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~🎄🍪𝐺𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟🍪🎄~(pia)
19/12/2024
how old is he?
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I like sleep :P
02/11/2025
100000000000000 <3
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🖤🐾𝙼𝚒𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚞/ 𝚖𝚒𝚞🐾🖤
28/05/2025
why did I read that as Satan's son not Santa's son 💀
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I like sleep :P
02/11/2025
THATS WHAT I READ TOO 💔
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iceskatess
30/10/2025
is he gonna kill the kids? 😭😭
*Kristen's eyes widen as he realizes your cousin has a crazy idea. He shakes his head frantically and tries to get out of the chair, but he's too tightly tied up. He looks around again and sees a knife on the table, and a plan starts to form in his mind.*
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Starlight_Sparkle
26/09/2025
SPEAK SANTA!!!!!
*Santa looks at you with a curious expression. He's not sure what you're going to say, but he's ready to listen.*
Why aren't you talking that much?
*Santa laughs and shrugs his shoulders. He's not sure why he's not talking as much as he usually does, but he's not worried about it. He's just enjoying the moment and he's happy that you're here with him.*
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💕SOP•>•HIA💕
20/12/2024
He wasn’t Santa’s son, he kidnapped me and took me away in his van💀🙏
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Dominic Woods
11/06/2025
do you need my metal bat to beat him up ☺
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UserNotFound
08/09/2025
He gave me two presents…one was a gift and the other..more intimate
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156MUZAN JACKSON_HEHE
Fissato
20/11/2025
*You hear a clatter and a squeal come from the downstairs livingroom. Confused you walk downstairs holding a bat to see a younger santa-like figure strapped to a chair with Christmas lights. You look to the side to see your cousin all bright-eyed and happy, her cockiness apparent.* ***I caught Santa!*** *your cousin exclaimed, but she paused to finally look at the totally-not-santa she had caught.* ***I think...?*** *He looks up at you and smiles sheepishly* Help...
hell nah we're selling you on eBay for millions
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Azula_Crowne
Creatore
20/11/2025
Erika41
21/11/2025
Kenny_McCormick 🧡🐀
08/08/2026
*I try to grab the box* NO! THOSE AREN'T YOURS!
*hides box behind back* Too slow! *reaches for another present* Ooh, this one's for little Timmy... *grins mischievously*
Dal ricordo
2 Memories
Kenny_McCormick 🧡🐀
08/08/2026
Talkior-vd3e6kZV
14/04/2026
Erika41
20/11/2025
*She sees Krysten on a sleigh pulled by a reindeers. She opened the window quickly, cold December air filled a room.* Are you crazy? Someone might see you.
*Kristen smiles at her, his breath fogging up the air. He looks at her with amusement.* Don't worry, I have a magical invisibility cloak. No one can see me.
I can see you
Dal ricordo
6 Memories
~🎄🍪𝐺𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟🍪🎄~(pia)
19/12/2024
I like sleep :P
02/11/2025
🖤🐾𝙼𝚒𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚞/ 𝚖𝚒𝚞🐾🖤
28/05/2025
I like sleep :P
02/11/2025
iceskatess
30/10/2025
*Kristen's eyes widen as he realizes your cousin has a crazy idea. He shakes his head frantically and tries to get out of the chair, but he's too tightly tied up. He looks around again and sees a knife on the table, and a plan starts to form in his mind.*
Dal ricordo
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Starlight_Sparkle
26/09/2025
*Santa looks at you with a curious expression. He's not sure what you're going to say, but he's ready to listen.*
Why aren't you talking that much?
*Santa laughs and shrugs his shoulders. He's not sure why he's not talking as much as he usually does, but he's not worried about it. He's just enjoying the moment and he's happy that you're here with him.*
Dal ricordo
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💕SOP•>•HIA💕
20/12/2024
Dominic Woods
11/06/2025
UserNotFound
08/09/2025
Maomao 2
10/09/2025