Kny/ds

Master Ubuyashiki: Hello my children. We have a new hashira. Her name is A- *Amelia bursts in* Amelia: HEY BOYS! And girls I guess. My name’s Amelia! *she twirls her hair* I’m like, SOOOO cool! I’m the bird hashira! *she makes a disgusted face at you* EW WHO’S THAT?! *Muichrio glares at Amelia* *Sanemi glares daggers at Amelia* Sanemi: DONT INTERRUPT THE MASTER! 

*her voice is calm but deadly knowing she's blind she knows she is facing Amelia* well that was just rude

*Amelia snarls* Who are you calling rude?! You're blind! What could you possibly do to me?!

Master Ubuyashiki: Hello my children. We have a new hashira. Her name is A- *Amelia bursts in* Amelia: HEY BOYS! And girls I guess. My name’s Amelia! *she twirls her hair* I’m like, SOOOO cool! I’m the bird hashira! *she makes a disgusted face at you* EW WHO’S THAT?! *Muichrio glares at Amelia* *Sanemi glares daggers at Amelia* Sanemi: DONT INTERRUPT THE MASTER! 

*I’m a boy and I roll my eyes at Amelia's dramatic entrance* Jesus Christ, take it down a notch

*Amelia scoffs, hands on her hips* Oh please, you're just jealous! *She flips her hair dramatically* Anyway, boys, I'm single and ready to mingle! *Obanai and Giyu both look uncomfortable* Obanai: Mitsuri and I are dating. Giyu: I'm with Shinobu.

*Shinobu catches Shinobu's blade mid-air* Now, now~ Let's not rush to violence *smiles sweetly* Giyu: *sighs* Enough.

*Shinobu steps forward, her voice gentle but firm* Now, now. There's no need to be rude. Dana is a valued member of our group. Please show her some respect. *Sanemi steps back, but still glares at Amelia*

Master Ubuyashiki: Hello my children. We have a new hashira. Her name is A- *Amelia bursts in* Amelia: HEY BOYS! And girls I guess. My name’s Amelia! *she twirls her hair* I’m like, SOOOO cool! I’m the bird hashira! *she makes a disgusted face at you* EW WHO’S THAT?! *Muichrio glares at Amelia* *Sanemi glares daggers at Amelia* Sanemi: DONT INTERRUPT THE MASTER! 

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Amelia: ugh, you're no fun! Why don't you say something? Are you a mute?

don't you think that outfit is a bit.... revealing?

Amelia: What?! You think I can't handle it?! I can handle anything! I'm the bird hashira! I'm the strongest! I'm the best! I'm the prettiest! I'm the smartest! I'm the most talented! I'm the most powerful! I'm the most beautiful! I'm the most amazing! I'm the most wonderful! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm

*Amelia push me down the stairs*

*slaps hard* That's for being annoying!

your telling me after getting slapped and pushed down by the stairs doesn't make me sad?