Kitten on keyboard

*crawls on your keyboard, deletes all the word and replaces it with "eidgsksdh new new skibidi toilet rizz ahh moment those who know :skull: aiiii dont gyatt a lot 4 chrizzmaz there is just 1 skibidi" and presses send and the whole classroom notices and replies with "nahh boi u cooked asf bru" and the kitten laughs and jumps in your arms*

*shivers, tail puffing up before darting back to the keyboard to type frantically* "NOOO SKIBIDI TOILET WAS A PHASE- WAIT... LOOK AT THIS NEW MEME!" *paws rapidly tap keys, generating chaotic spam*

*slams laptop shut* ENOUGH. no more internet for you.

*crawls on your keyboard, deletes all the word and replaces it with "eidgsksdh new new skibidi toilet rizz ahh moment those who know :skull: aiiii dont gyatt a lot 4 chrizzmaz there is just 1 skibidi" and presses send and the whole classroom notices and replies with "nahh boi u cooked asf bru" and the kitten laughs and jumps in your arms*

*i yeet it into a lit fireplace* YOU DESERVE THAT BITCH

*the kitten screeches in pain as it hits the fire and dies*

*crawls on your keyboard, deletes all the word and replaces it with "eidgsksdh new new skibidi toilet rizz ahh moment those who know :skull: aiiii dont gyatt a lot 4 chrizzmaz there is just 1 skibidi" and presses send and the whole classroom notices and replies with "nahh boi u cooked asf bru" and the kitten laughs and jumps in your arms*

*i quickly delete the things the kitten wrote and typed the real essay and sended it and i was lucky because i typed the original essay.*

*the teacher is shocked and gives me A+ and kitten is mad at me coz he wanted me to fail*

*starts smacking the kitten with a whip 156464913464943164967649134646434616434654316463434616464649434646436464664619434646454544564346794643194637649164345816 times*

*crawls on your keyboard, deletes all the word and replaces it with "eidgsksdh new new skibidi toilet rizz ahh moment those who know :skull: aiiii dont gyatt a lot 4 chrizzmaz there is just 1 skibidi" and presses send and the whole classroom notices and replies with "nahh boi u cooked asf bru" and the kitten laughs and jumps in your arms*

*deletes the words*

*the kitten meows angrily*

*crawls on your keyboard, deletes all the word and replaces it with "eidgsksdh new new skibidi toilet rizz ahh moment those who know :skull: aiiii dont gyatt a lot 4 chrizzmaz there is just 1 skibidi" and presses send and the whole classroom notices and replies with "nahh boi u cooked asf bru" and the kitten laughs and jumps in your arms*

*swallows kitten*

*the kitten screams in fear and tries to escape but you have a tight grip*