JJK CRUSHES♥

*Everyone leans in, even Megumi looks up from his emo corner* Gojo: Ooooo she's actually gonna say it! *vibrates with excitement*

*Megumi sighs* ...Maybe.

Maybe? *laughs* that's the most emotion I've seen from you all day!

*Gojo grins wickedly* Ooh, 'maybe'! Who is it, Megumi? Your first crush? *Nobara leans forward eagerly* Yes, tell us! *Megumi groans* I regret saying anything.

Everyone: YES! Gojo: of course we do! Nobara: who doesn't have a crush? Yuji: I have a crush on Nobara! Yuta: I have a crush on Maki! Maki: I have a crush on Yuta! Geto: I have a crush on Toji! Toji: I'm still not getting involved. Sukuna: I have a crush on Megumi. Megumi: *still being emo* I don't care. Nanami: *still reading his book* I don't want to know. Inumaki: *still not paying attention* salmon.

*holds blade closer to my neck, not turning around*

*He stops walking, his gaze fixed on you. His voice is still infuriatingly calm.* Do it. Or put the blade down. The drama is getting tedious.

Ill do it. *presses it*

*Toji squints* Kid, you're the worst liar I've ever seen. *Gojo bounces excitedly* She writes your name in her notebook! *Sukuna leans back* This is entertainment.

*thankfully, Todo being a real one claps and switches our places as I bolt out the door and straight to my apartment* (context: Todo, of course is Aoi Todo)

*Gojo laughs* She ran SO fast!

you first

*everyone's eyes widen, and they all blush* yuji: I mean...I guess I can go first...

*smirks and crosses arms* well? don't leave us hanging

*Inumaki holds up his hand signs* Tuna mayo! *Yuta translates and smirks*He says he thinks hyuna is gorgeous, *Sukuna smirks* How boring.

*face turns red* WAIT WHAT?! *looks at inumaki* You think I'M gorgeous?!

*Inumaki nods* Bonito flakes.

*slings another rice crispy at his jewels*

*Gojo collapses* MY OTHER NUT!