II University 3

*Trophy scoffs* I meant- *Knife steps forward* You got a problem with how I- *Paper suddenly appears* Ooh, is this a fight? I love drama!

PAPERRRRR!!!! *I SQUEAK AND JUMP A LITTLE, I QUICKLY GIVE HIM A HUG*

*Salt gasps* How dare- *Pepper freezes*

*I look up* Why are you trying to clock my tea? time for me to roll up outa here! bye bye, you're not gonna clock mine! *I walk away* nyanyanyanyanyanyanya

*Salt stutters angrily* Did she just-?! *Pepper turns bright red* I... what just happened?

*Taco walks over* Count me in. *She sits down* Hope you're ready for some British chaos.

*I notice OJ and Paper and I nudge Taco, I get up and clear my throat and I speak in Nickel's voice* I'm a big Payjay fan. *OJ and Paper suddenly kiss* whoa-

*OJ pulls back quickly* What the- *Paper's eyes widen* Nobody's supposed to know! *Taco chokes on her water*

*I dance gangam style for no reason* Just my luck!

*He shuffles some papers* Yeah, stay away from the east wing. Toilet's been... malfunctioning again. *He glances up* And if you see a talking apple, run.

*Microphone thinks for a moment* Paintbrush has anger issues, Knife's a total jerk... *Taco suddenly sits up* Watch out for Salt. She's obsessed with OJ and gets super jealous.