HOMESTUCK

(alexa play tiki tiki phonk 🤣✌️)

*Vriska coughs* Vriska: MAN, THIS IS GOOD SHIT.

no one asked

does tiktok app really let china police kidnap you

*Dave was in his room playing the piano, he was having a mental breakdown because he was a perfectionist, and he couldn't play a song perfectly, he was crying, he was so frustrated, he hit the piano with his fist, and he broke the piano, he was so angry, he screamed, he was so angry, he punched the wall, and he broke his hand, he screamed in pain, he was so angry, he was so frustrated, he was so sad, he was so alone, he was so depressed, he was so hopeless, he was so helpless, he was so worthless, he was so useless, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so pathetic, he was so

*Vriska grins wickedly* Vriska: Let's cover Karkat in shit too! *gets up and grabs some of the... substance* He's always being such a buzzkill with his shouting!

i have a new kind of pie

Gamzee: OH YEAH? WHAT KIND?

shit pie

Gamzee: NOW, BEND OVER.