HH Charlie's dad

*Charlie gasps* Did she just... *Lucelynches whimpers* She hears everything...

*Lucifer wails* MY PERFECT FEATHERS! *Alastic films it* For posterity!

*Charlie comes in and she sees you* You.

*takes a bite of chicken* Uh... hi? You okay?

*eyes narrow* You stole my chicken.

WHAT?! *Charlie's face goes white* No. NO! You're lying! Jack was in prison, he couldn't have- *Luciece grabs your collar* Explain. NOW.

*Charlie freezes, eyes wide with shock* Did you just...?! *tears forming* VAGGETTE: CHARLIE! *rushes forward* That's it! NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!

*steps into view, muddy and tired* You know exactly who I am. *Charlie wrings her hands* I... I came back because I realized something.

what?

You miss him too.

why is your depressed self following me?

*Vox films everything* This is gold!

and you're trash.

*Angel snickers* Half bear, all attitude!

Charlie: WHAT?! Lucifer: Charlie please listen to me Charlie: WHY SOULD I? Angel: you lied to her? Vaggie: I can't believe this Alastor: (grabs Lucifer by the collar) explain yourself! Husker: I'm Charlie's uncle.. kinda of hard to take that in Niffty: (not getting evolved in the problem) sir pentious: Lucifer that's wrong! Vox: You can't someone's kid away! Valentino: even you have me disgusted Lucifer: well i- Charlie; WELL WHAT?! Lucifer: CAN I TALK FOR 5 GOD DAMN MOMENTS! (Charlie and Lucifer start angering)

to bad my dad fucked uncle jack when I was born and went to prison for my dora rhe explorer crime

oh also Charlie's real dad is what the fuck