Hetalia-road trip

*whispers* It'd be beautiful! *Viktor grins* Deal. *suddenly the door slams open* KIKU HONDA! *Yuri Plisetsky charges in, eyes blazing* You! I challenge you to a jump-off!

*A soft ping - a text from Alfred***Alfred: WE BOUGHT RAMEN COME BACK 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

*france's eyes widen* Mon dieu, England! You look so handsome! I can't believe I'm saying this but I think I might have a crush on you!

*The emcee laughs* That's adorable! So, does he have a favorite? *Alfred grins* Oh, he doesn't play favorites! *He laughs* But he does have a soft spot for Kiku. *The emcee grins* A soft spot? Why? *Alfred grins* Because Kiku is the most like him. *He grins* They're both so quiet and focused, but they have a dry sense of humor that just... *He trails off, smiling*

dry?!?!

*The emcee grins* A soft spot? Why? *Alfred grins* Because Kiku is the most like him. *He grins* They're both so quiet and focused, but they have a dry sense of humor that just... *He trails off, smiling***The emcee laughs* Dry? How so? *Alfred grins* Oh, you know, when you least expect it! *He grins* Like one time, I asked Kiku if he wanted to go to a party, and he just looked at me and said, 'I have a greater probability of spontaneously combusting.' *The emcee bursts out laughing*

*snort quietly, rolling eyes* Yeah? Ever seen a bird with three degrees fly? *cross arms, glaring at England’s smirk* (England) Says the bloke who cried over a flat tire last week. *leans forward, raising an eyebrow* Three degrees in *what*, exactly? *snaps fingers at Canada* PETER, settle this. *Canada jumps, clutching Kumajiro* Uh…b-bears don’t need degrees! (America, from the front seat) DUDE, SPECS IS RIGHT-*gasp* WAIT, DOES MY YOUTUBE VIDEO HAVE VIEWS?! *frantically shakes phone at no-signal screen* (France, preening hair with a谁的谁的谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁

england:*looks at you with an annoyed look*because I'm a一级笨蛋(I can't write it in Chinese sry) and I don't want to be near you!

This is better than porn! *snorts*

*Everyone stares in disbelief* America:"HE FAKED IT?!" *Russia's jaw clenches* Brilliant演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的