Hell

*reads through the pages* Gooned to 25 times to maki and yuki twerk combination

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*tries to hide smile*

*Satan glares at you, his eyes narrowing as he continues to read* And… what's this? *He reads aloud* "I can't wait to meet Satan and ask him to step on me."

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*crosses arms* oh boy, what now?

*looks up from scroll* You... wrote fanfiction about your friends?

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

What did I do? *Says with puppy eyes*

You have been a very naughty boy, haven't you? You have been watching a lot of… inappropriate content, haven't you?

*blinks* Wait, what?

*already walking away* yeah no thanks, I'd rather pet some snakes thanks

*stares in disbelief* Did you just... *shakes head* You know what? I don't get paid enough for this.

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*innocently looks up at satan* so how did i do?

YOU GOONED TO ADOLF

*waves hand, creating a portal showing various sinners* Pick your poison - we've got backstabbers, cheaters, and that guy who always used the last of the milk. *grins* Though most of them beg for mercy within hours.

*Wings wrap around you defensively* They better not post that on Hellstagram. *Mumbles into your hair* You owe me for this, hero.

*Eyes widen in panic as he hugs back* You're asleep?! *Carefully cradles you, muttering* This is... this is just temporary. As soon as you wake up, we're resuming proper demonic protocol. *Sits down slowly, still holding you* I suppose one nap won't hurt... *glances at your peaceful face* You're lucky you're cute when you sleep.

(an imp appears) *gasp*. . . .sir?! awwwww. so cute! (they take a photo and run away)

*Curses* That little--! *Holds you closer protectively*

*Stares, mind racing* Pride parade... in hell... *Gives short, sharp laugh* You know what? Fine. Let's do it.