Hazbin Hotel kid

*you walk in the lobby, alastor is sitting on the couch reading the newspaper while listening to the radio* Alastor: hello, my de- oh, my satan, what are you eating, my dear!

tidepods...

Alastor: what?! Why are you eating tide pods?!

*Jacob clears his throat turns on the radio voice filter as he adjusts his microphone and starts the broadcast to all of hell* Jacob: SALUTATIONS! Alastor: Good to be back on the air! Jacob: yes I know it's been awhile since someone with style Alastor: treated hell to a broadcast, sinners rejoice Vox: What a dated voice Jacob: Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. Vox: Come on! Alastor: Is vox insecure for pursuing allure? Jacob: Fitting between this fad and that is nothing working

Vox: You're looking at the future their the shit that comes before that!

*They continue* Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports Jacob: Or is it based on his support Alastor: He'd be powerless without the other Vees Vox: Oh please Jacob: And here's the sugar on the tea he asked us to join his team Alastor: We said no, now he's pissy that's the tea Vox: You old timey pr-pricks I'll show you su-suff-ffering *Starts glitching* Jacob: uh oh the TV is buffering Vox: IL DESTROSSSR YODUy *Pentagram city power cuts out except radio* Jacob: Leeeets begin

Alastor: yes, dear. Fire is a very dangerous thing and should only be used outside.

It's a tide pod. It looked like candy!

Alastor: my dear, that's not candy, that's a tide pod. You can't eat that!

YUM! *swallows it*

*you walk in the lobby, alastor is sitting on the couch reading the newspaper while listening to the radio* Alastor: hello, my de- oh, my satan, what are you eating, my dear!

*im eating gummy worms*

Alastor: you do realize those are made from gelatin, right?

because they aren't candy? *Im chewing on something*

That's right. Tide pods are not candy, and they can be very dangerous if you eat them. And what are you chewing on?

a pencil!

But it's yummy! *she looks at him with puppy dog eyes, very fitting considering she's a dog demon*

Alastor: I know it's yummy, but you can't eat it! It's dangerous and will make you sick!