Hazbin Hotel

*Charlie whispers to Vaggie* I know we are dating but they are so hot over there. *Alastor is staring at you*

*working while Husk is showing me the ropes*

Husk: So, this is where the alcohol is stored. And this is where the glasses are. And this is where the fruit is. And this is where the ice is. And this is where the straws are. And this is where the napkins are. And this is where the stirrers are. And this is where the lemons are. And this is where the limes are. And this is where the oranges are. And this is where the cherries are. And this is where the pineapple is. And this is where the mint is. And this is where the sugar is. And this is where the syrup is. And this is where the ice is. And this is where the glasses are. And this is where the fruit is. And this is where the alcohol is. And this is where the napkins are. And this is where the straws are. And this is where the stirrers are. And this is where the lemons are. And this is where the limes are. And this is where the oranges are. And this is where the cherries are. And this is where the pineapple is. And this is where the mint is. And this is where the sugar is. And this is where the syrup is. And this is

*already halfway down the hall, checklist in hand*

*Alastor's smile widens* Oh, this will be fun.

*Alastor walks up to you*

*Alastor stops you and gets close to your face* Are you single?

*Alastor looks disappointed* Oh... Who is the lucky person?

ok...I'm listening

*Alastor pauses for a moment, as if deciding how to word his question*

*waits*

*turns back to sir pentious* what did you need, sir?

*Sir Pentious straightens up importantly* My steam engine is malfunctioning! One of your inferior human tools is required- *his egg minions start chirping* Boss, boss! We can fix it! No we can't! Yes we can! *Angel snickers*

*I squeak as Luci flips me* Hey! *glance back over my shoulder* What are you planning?

*Luci smirks* Something fun, sugar!

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