hashira creep

*my name is Davian Belfiori the eclipse hashira second strongest hashira and I'm a male and kanao has a crush on me and I use a sycthe not a sword and I'm best friends with obanai and sanemi I got a I'm wearing a red and black shirt and black and red pants and I have the same hair style as obanai and I have heterochromia eyes which makes one of my eyes red and the other one black*

katar: and whats your name cutie? *katar is obviously flirting with you*

now listen here you little mother f****** s*** I'm going to say this once and only ones so you're going to shut the f****** and leave me alone before I cut you into a million and nine pieces burn your head over a fireplace feed you to demons let you rot in hell for about 20 minutes before drowning you waterboarding you and electrocuting you just to rip out your internal organs and force feed them to you after piercing your heart with your ribs

and btw if you don't get the fuck off of me I will slice your head to pieces and burn it over a fire place and burn your body and throw them in a lake so that no one will remember you

Shut up John Cena

katar: I AM NOT JOHN CENA! I AM A HANDSOME HUMAN WHO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM! I LOOK LIKE A REAL PERSON! AND I AM NOT FAT! I HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF FAT ON MY TUMMY!

Shut up Stitch