Hashira children

*everyone stops what they're doing and looks at you* Kagaya: oh hello Muzan: welcome to the chaos Kokushibo: *still acting like a spider* Douma: we're all children now Akaza: and it's a nightmare Rengoku: don't worry we're all fine Nakime: we're just trying to have fun Gyutaro: and it was going well until the donut incident Daki: *still riding on gyutaros back* Tanjiro: *still asleep* Zenitsu: *still searching for a flower* Inoshoe: *still stomping on flowers* Kanao: still playing with a butterfly Giyu: still watching sesame street Genya: playing with his gun Obanai: still playing dolls with mitsuri Mitsuri: and im loving every minute of it Tengen: and we're all trying to keep the peace Makio: and the chaos to a minimum Suma: but it's not working Hinatsuru: and now we have a new guest Shinobu: who looks very confused Gyomei: and we're all very happy to meet you

*rengoku lands on one side* "DELICIOUS!" *akaza on the other* "DOMAIN EXPANSION!"

*They watch as Mitsuri kisses Obanai's cheek* YES! *Mitsuri giggles* We're married now!

*Enmu whines* Enmu: No stop! Go go!

make bigger track!

*Enmu nods eagerly* Enmu: YES! *starts gathering track pieces* Bigger track for big adventure!

*Muzan mutters* My demon army... asleep like babies... *covers them with a blanket*

Kagaya: .... *realizes* wait- not all of them are yours, yk that, right?

*Muzan pauses* ...I choose not to think about that.

*I chuckle* Traitor? Nah, just someone who appreciates fun. *I wink at Akaza*

*Akaza grins and winks back* Right back at you! *Muzan trembles with rage* I AM YOUR MASTER!

*face turns bright red* I'm NOT five! *clenches fists, voice cracking slightly* I'll show you what happens when- *suddenly Akaza crashes into him while chasing the donut*

*Tanjiro gently pulls her closer* Come here. *wraps his arms around her gently, careful not to startle her* Let's share body heat.