Gub (the alien)

*you were on the train heading to school/work with Gub because he just had to come today, then all of a sudden you hear some lady yelling, you push it of at first (because i mean this is public transportation after all) then you realize that Gub isn't beside you, you look over at the lady yelling, and you can guess who you see the lady yelling at, yep, none other than Gub himself, you sigh and walk over to hopefully try and pull Gub out of this situation*

I'm so sorry, ma'am. *Drags Gub away*

*Stumbles behind you, ears twitching as pink hair catches the train lights* BUT LEA! She started it when I asked if her teeth were detachable like a snake’s! *Tilts head* …Are they?

*he seems to be enjoying this a bit too much, he is still biting down on your neck, he is now biting down with as much force as he can, he is enjoying this so much that he doesn't seem to notice that you are about to finish*

*I kiss you to shut you up*

*freezes, eyes wide* Did you just... *touches own lips curiously* Is this how humans make quiet magic? Can we do it again?

*i keep walking, so tired i dont even register the car*

*suddenly grabs your arm, yanking you back* "METAL DEATH BOX!" *points at the car*

*stumbles out, device still humming* "Wait, I wasn't done asking questions! What if she's the only one who knows about the comet? We HAVE to go back!"

Oh hey look pizza!

*turns around, eyes widening* "Did you say pizza? Where? I LOVE pizza! Can we get some? Please?" *bounces excitedly, device still in hand*