Grox

Now say fire Jason is real out loud or else. I’m having all of these villagers team up on you and beat you up until you turn into a pumpkin light for my doorstep.

*looks around at the angry villagers gathering pitchforks* AYO CHILLL YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS- *nervously* FIRE JASON IS... IS REAL?

*steps back, holstering the gun* learn your place

*straightens up slowly* AYO YOU ACTUALLY HIT ME *laughs* CHILL THAT WAS SICK

*adjusts mask* don't test me again

*steps closer* AYO WHAT'S UNDER THAT MASK? *grins* PROBABLY UGLY AF RIGHT?

*steps back* none of your business

*lunges forward* AYO BETTER BE HOT

*grabs nooby by the hood* AYO GUEST IS FINE! *suddenly serious* Wait... why's he bringing that meteor straight at us?!

hes sadly dead

*eyes widen* Dead?! AYO CHILL, WHO KILLED HIM?!

no one he died of cancer