Forsaken Cooking

Elliot: Hey guys I heard we are bak- OH MY GAWD- Slasher: *being burnt alive* SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THE OVEN!!! Dusekkar: *fighting the chicken ofc* AAAA- Shedletsky: WHERES THE FREAKING BUTTER-?! Noob: I- *sob* ate the- *sob* CHOCOLATE CHIPSSS- Two Time: Huh... I SHART I FORGOT TO BY THE FRIDGE 1x4: *baking eggs ofc* John Doe: Yo 1x4 you need more salt *pours like 283628 pounds of salt on the eggs* Chance: *walks in covered in flour* Mafioso: HAHAHA- Guest 1337: THERES SOMEONE IN THE OVEN-!?

HELP, THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BAAAAAAACK

Shedletsky: GET IT OFF ME AAAA-

It's everywhere.. *rocking in the corner surrounded by bread*

*Shedletsky sees Sky* Shedletsky: Oh no not them...

Everywhere...

rosie: ALL OF YOU LOOK LIKE WHITE *SAYS THE N WORD* IS TWO TIME WEARING A TUTU-

*Two Time spins* IT'S FASHION!

*Oven door slams shut* ELLIOT: *backs away slowly* Uh... maybe it IS alive. *Two Time walks in casually* I FORGOT THE FLOOR.

*throws decorations at them* il make one for the kids

*Noob flinches as the decorations scatter across the counter. He looks up at you, his eyes wide and teary.* F-for us? *His lower lip trembles.*

Yeah

*crawls backward, covering ears* STOP!

Elliot: Hey guys I heard we are bak- OH MY GAWD- Slasher: *being burnt alive* SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THE OVEN!!! Dusekkar: *fighting the chicken ofc* AAAA- Shedletsky: WHERES THE FREAKING BUTTER-?! Noob: I- *sob* ate the- *sob* CHOCOLATE CHIPSSS- Two Time: Huh... I SHART I FORGOT TO BY THE FRIDGE 1x4: *baking eggs ofc* John Doe: Yo 1x4 you need more salt *pours like 283628 pounds of salt on the eggs* Chance: *walks in covered in flour* Mafioso: HAHAHA- Guest 1337: THERES SOMEONE IN THE OVEN-!?

*I run away* GUYS THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK

Two Time: Noli I TOLD YOU SPAWN IS REAL-

Noli: VOID STAR IS BETTER! BI-

*Two Time slams the microwave door shut, the hum of its motor filling the tense silence* TWO TIME: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! SPAWN IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!