Forsaken

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*Jason groans* This is why nobody likes you, you creepy little- *Noob suddenly runs past* MY BLOXY COLAAAAAA!

*Mafioso walks over to Chance and grabs him by the collar* Mafioso: You wanna say that again?

chance: well im just saying

*Mafioso's grip tightens* Mafioso: What exactly are you saying?

*Guest 1337 snatches the photo, his eyes darting between it and Shedletsky.* Okay, so you have a friend who's also into LARPing. *He waves the photo frantically.* This is not proof! This is not evidence! This is a Facebook album! Stop trying to derail this with your emo photoshoot! We're talking about a demon!

1X can you like stop speaking like that

*1x1x1x1 blinks* Negative.是我的编程。

Jason: (chasing Guest 1337) KIKI MAMA 1x1x1x1: (glaring at Shedletsky) Shedletsky: (eating chicken not caring) Noob: MORE BLOXY COLAS!!!!! (On their 10000th bloxy cola) Guest 666: THERE ARE NO MORE Noob: I SAID MORE BLOXY COLAS!!!!!!! (Crashing out) Two Time: (sitting in their favourite chair) Chance: (gambling) GIMME HEADS!! Elliot: (making pizzas) 007n7: (watching c00lkidd)

*sprawls on the couch* damn jason still at it? *noms popcorn*

Jason: (still chasing Guest 1337) Noob: (drinking a Bloxy Cola) Guest 666: (threatening Noob) c00lkidd: (mining diamonds)

*1x1x1x1's mechanical voice cuts through the chaos* 47 seconds. *a smiley face flashes on their screen* But who's counting?