Forsaken

Noob: Do you think the pizza in the pizza place in the food court is good? Elliot: Maybe, if it’s stale then I’m oughta give those workers a lesson about cooking. C00lkidd: Hey dad, can I get a cookie? 007n7: Sure, kidd. Shedletsky: 1x you’re all bark no bite, you won’t sla- IS THAT A STAND THAT SELLS FRIED CHICKEN?! 1x1x1x1: Tch..fatass.. Chance: Hey, the arcade has gambling wheels! Two Time: You’re going to waste your money on digital currency..? Chance: I might win big!

my dad is in a cult

Elliot: WHAT?!

*Everyone looks up expectantly* What happened? Is he still... you know? *Guest 1337 sets down his coffee*

No but gng

*Chance sits up straight* What's wrong?

*Everyone turns* WHAT?!

...I don't think spiders go rawr

*Noob crawls on all fours* I'M A SPIDER! RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAW

*Azure screams, yanking his hand back* MY HAND! IT'S GONE! *Two Time just stares* ...You got nipped, drama queen.

*Azure gasps* NO DON'T GIVE HIM- *Noob chugs it*

*Noob lunges at Two Time* DIE!

*Everyone stares* ...A cat?

[★ Ice Cream: ★]: ...

*Guest 1337's eye twitches violently* You nearly gave me a heart attack for a- *The cat hisses and swats at him* OW!

*Guest 1337 drops to all fours* GRRRR! *Chance is dying laughing*

[★ Ice Cream: ★]: PFFT—

*Two Time stares* ...Did the soldier just...?