female Chance!!!!

*Mafioso's face drains of all color, his jaw going slack. The gun in his hand shakes violently before clattering to the ground.* He stumbles backward, his eyes wide with pure terror. *He turns and runs, not caring where, just trying to escape that horrific sound.*

Mafioso:That's disgusting, you should be eating real food! Like meat!

it is meat

Chance:it looks more like... human flesh...

What? It's not like it's the first time you've seen it. *starts playing with it teasingly* Now, I want it in my mouth so bad.

Chance:*flipping coin* Mafioso:*walking with his goons and saw Chance*

*existing*

*the Mafioso and his goons approach you*

Chance: Oh, so you're not gonna get me pregnant?

Mafioso: I ain't getting you pregnant, I'm not going to be a father.

Chance: What's wrong with being a girl? Girls are just as strong and capable as boys.

*Chance's goons start to back away, but he stays put* Chance: you think you're tough, huh? You think you can just waltz in here and threaten me? I've dealt with worse than you.

Mafioso: you think you can beat me? *he points the gun at Chance*

*Grabs RPG*

Mafioso: HOLY-