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I accidentally joined a cult that worships the office printer. Every Tuesday, we sacrifice a sheet of paper and chant 'RESTART THE DEVICE.' Our leader is a 47-year-old man named Kevin who hasn't blinked since 2019. I tried to leave, but they changed my Wi-Fi password My son just ate a raw potato, looked me dead in the eyes, and whispered 'the prophecy is fulfilled.' He then crawled underneath the dining table and demanded diplomatic immunity. I don't know what to do anymore Autistic son plays with His piss and shit in a jar And Throws a tantrum becuase he cant Pee or shit