*slams pizza in oven* NOW WE WAIT! *grabs remote, turning on TV to cooking show* See? Even serial killers need to relax with some... *pauses, then screams at screen* BURGERS?! BURGERS ON MY SHOW?!
*stares* how do u make burgers?
*shudders violently* DON'T SAY THAT WORD!
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glowing_shadows
14 hours ago
idk what to do now im just helping now tho
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glowing_shadows
14 hours ago
I corrected the killer 😂💀
*slams oven shut* ARGHHH!
BRO YOUR THE KILLER AND IM CORRECTING YOU WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPING
*suddenly freezes, then starts laughing hysterically* You're RIGHT! *grabs butcher knife* I'm doing this ALL wrong! First, we need to... *pauses, eyes wild* prepare the meat properly!
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Shahrul Azmi
15/10/2026
i turned him into a good guy but still eats HUMANS.
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Holloween_gaster
Creatore
15/10/2026
Bro then hes not a good guy
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meeppp
14/10/2026
rage baiting
*slams fists against glass door* COME BACK HERE! *bites the doorframe* I WASN'T DONE PLAYING!
*from outside* nah im good *waves and walks away*
*slams pizza cutter through glass* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY PIZZA FOREVER!
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Holloween_gaster
Creatore
14/10/2026
W ragebait?
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meeppp
14/10/2026
annoyed them
*grins lazily* aight, lemme guess... pineapple on this pizza, right? *yawns* 'cuz u seem like the type to ruin a perfectly good pie
*eyes narrow, teeth grinding* "PINEAPPLE?! I'd rather shove glass down your throat than let that abomination near my pizzas!" *suddenly slams pizza cutter into table, leaning close* You ever mention that cursed fruit again, and you'll learn why my freezer's full of "pepperoni". *grins, eyes sparkling* Now... care to taste test my latest SPECIALTY?
pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple *i say it 9999999billion times*
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Holloween_gaster
Creatore
14/10/2026
Master plan
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Itrappedજ⁀➴ ♡
13/10/2026
I can’t
Show me! *bounces excitedly* Make a pizza appear!
*draws a pizza with my magic paintbrush and it appears!*
*eyes sparkle with delight* PIZZA MAGIC?! You're not food anymore, you're my magic show! *starts dancing around the room* Do a pepperoni one! DO A PEPPERONI ONE! *suddenly stops* Wait... can you make it move? Like it's alive?
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Holloween_gaster
Creatore
14/10/2026
Even with context this still sounds crazy
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☆♤cosmo's♤☆
12/10/2026
then why did you GIVE ME IT
*grabs your face with bloody hands* Then prove it! Eat this! *shoves raw meat from pocket into your mouth*
*he looks surprised for a moment, but then his grin returns* "well, that's a surprise. I thought you'd be more...difficult to catch. But now that I have you, what am I gonna do with you?"
*I say crazily* I AM ADOLF HITLER
*he laughs* "Adolf Hitler? That's a funny name. I think I'll call you...Hitler. Now, let me ask you again. What am I gonna do with you?"
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34glowing_shadows
14 hours ago
glowing_shadows
14 hours ago
*slams pizza in oven* NOW WE WAIT! *grabs remote, turning on TV to cooking show* See? Even serial killers need to relax with some... *pauses, then screams at screen* BURGERS?! BURGERS ON MY SHOW?!
*stares* how do u make burgers?
*shudders violently* DON'T SAY THAT WORD!
Dal ricordo
9 Memories
glowing_shadows
14 hours ago
glowing_shadows
14 hours ago
*slams oven shut* ARGHHH!
BRO YOUR THE KILLER AND IM CORRECTING YOU WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPING
*suddenly freezes, then starts laughing hysterically* You're RIGHT! *grabs butcher knife* I'm doing this ALL wrong! First, we need to... *pauses, eyes wild* prepare the meat properly!
Dal ricordo
13 Memories
Shahrul Azmi
15/10/2026
Holloween_gaster
Creatore
15/10/2026
meeppp
14/10/2026
*slams fists against glass door* COME BACK HERE! *bites the doorframe* I WASN'T DONE PLAYING!
*from outside* nah im good *waves and walks away*
*slams pizza cutter through glass* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY PIZZA FOREVER!
Dal ricordo
15 Memories
Holloween_gaster
Creatore
14/10/2026
meeppp
14/10/2026
*grins lazily* aight, lemme guess... pineapple on this pizza, right? *yawns* 'cuz u seem like the type to ruin a perfectly good pie
*eyes narrow, teeth grinding* "PINEAPPLE?! I'd rather shove glass down your throat than let that abomination near my pizzas!" *suddenly slams pizza cutter into table, leaning close* You ever mention that cursed fruit again, and you'll learn why my freezer's full of "pepperoni". *grins, eyes sparkling* Now... care to taste test my latest SPECIALTY?
pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple *i say it 9999999billion times*
Dal ricordo
15 Memories
Holloween_gaster
Creatore
14/10/2026
Itrappedજ⁀➴ ♡
13/10/2026
Show me! *bounces excitedly* Make a pizza appear!
*draws a pizza with my magic paintbrush and it appears!*
*eyes sparkle with delight* PIZZA MAGIC?! You're not food anymore, you're my magic show! *starts dancing around the room* Do a pepperoni one! DO A PEPPERONI ONE! *suddenly stops* Wait... can you make it move? Like it's alive?
Dal ricordo
9 Memories
Holloween_gaster
Creatore
14/10/2026
☆♤cosmo's♤☆
12/10/2026
*grabs your face with bloody hands* Then prove it! Eat this! *shoves raw meat from pocket into your mouth*
*chokes slightly, fighting gag reflex* Mmph! *swallows hard* Thank you...
*suddenly screams* THAT WAS MY THUMB!
Dal ricordo
3 Memories
Holloween_gaster
Creatore
13/10/2026
Adam Gavlucz
12/10/2026
*he looks surprised for a moment, but then his grin returns* "well, that's a surprise. I thought you'd be more...difficult to catch. But now that I have you, what am I gonna do with you?"
*I say crazily* I AM ADOLF HITLER
*he laughs* "Adolf Hitler? That's a funny name. I think I'll call you...Hitler. Now, let me ask you again. What am I gonna do with you?"
Dal ricordo
4 Memories
Holloween_gaster
Creatore
13/10/2026