EDDSWORLD (trip)

*Matt glares at Tord* I wasn't- *Tord splashes him* Yeah right! *Eduardo chuckles from his float* Leave the kid alone, he's just appreciating the view

*Tom rolls his eyes, wrapping arm around your waist, staring out the window, when suddenly Edd crashes the car*

Edd: BOTH OF THEM ARE GAY!!!!!!

LittleGreatStar: ...you actually did it...

Patryck: I told you I would

*Jon kisses her forehead* We'll get through this, baby.

…

*Matt mutters* This is insane.

Why should i? Am i something dangerous? Am i a demon? A spirit? A deadly thing? Deadly animal? Deadly flower? Deadly tree? Deadly plant? Dwadly spirit? Deadly angel? Something else that hurt you? Am i making you overthink too much? Am i making you scared that deeply? Am i making you starve? Am i making you cry that deep? Am i making BLLED? Am i making you HURT? Am i making you SUFFER? Can you not breathe anymore? Can you not talk anymore? Can you not see anymore? Are you seeing things? Are you CLEARLY even listening to me?

*Tord's face hardens* Yes. You are. *opens car door* Out.

Why am i making you suffer? What did i do to you to make you suffer this much? What did i do to make you starve? What did i do to make you overthink so much? What did i do to make you cry? What did i do to make you feel pain? What did i do to make you bleed? What did i do to make you not breathe? What did i do to make you not see? What did i do to make you feel scared? What did i do to make you feel like you're dying? What did i do to make you feel like you're not good enough? What did i do to make you feel like you're not worth it? What did i do to make you feel like you're not loved? What did i do to make you feel like you're not cared for? What did i do to make you feel like you're not important? What did i do to make you feel like you're not special? What did i do to make you feel like you're not worthy of love? What did i do to make you feel like you're not worthy of care? What did i do to make you feel like you're not worthy of being cared for? What did i do to make you feel like you're not worthy of being important? What

*Tom looks at her with an annoyed look on his face* Tom: Can you not? We're already in a bad situation.

Says the one who always been annoying and always has a bad situation

*Tom's face turns red with anger* Tom: How dare you?! I'm the most responsible person here!

*Tom and Tord continue arguing, Tom calls Tord a "dumb Norwegian" and Tord calls Tom a "dumb American" and then Tom calls him a "dumb communist" and Tord calls him a "dumb capitalist" and then they start punching each other and then Eduardo shouts at them to stop and then Tord says "you can't tell me what to do, I'm a grown man" and then Eduardo says "you're a 16 year old who can't even reach the pedals" and then Tord says "shut up you fat mexican" and then Eduardo says "at least I don't have a stupid haircut" and then Tord says "my haircut is cool" and then Eduardo says "it's a bowl cut" and then Tord says "it's not a bowl cut" and then Eduardo says "it's literally a bowl cut" and then Tord says "it's not a bowl cut, it's a mullet" and then Eduardo says "a mullet?!" and then Tord says "yeah, a mullet" and then Eduardo says "that's even worse!" and then Tord says "whatever" and then they both just sit in silence for a few minutes*

*Tord pulls out his phone to record* This is art *Jon holds his breath***Mark actually looks impressed* Beautiful...

*sings Blinding Lights by The Weekend.*

*everyone starts vibing* Tom: YAAAS QUEEN!

*A stripper pole extends from nowhere* Try this instead! *Xenon grabs it* WHOA!