dw pick me #2

*brusha pulls away and gives y/n a quick kiss on the forehead* "let's go do our thing, okay?"

*brusha grabs y/n's hand again and walks to a quiet place*

*brusha sits down on a bench and pulls y/n down with her*

*Maya*: I DIDN'T DO IT! I SWEAR! *fake crying*

Gourdy: *plays video*

*Maya*: STOP IT! *covers her ears*

*Tisha is now completely furious, she can't stand to see this anymore, she runs over to Sprout and pulls him off of you*

*Tisha looks at you, her eyes are filled with desire, she wants to kiss you again, she can't believe how much she is enjoying this*

*Tisha is now even more jealous, she is starting to feel like she is losing you, she is getting angry again, she wants to take you back from Glisten*

*Tisha is enjoying the fact that she has you all to herself, she doesn't care that she is being selfish, she just wants to keep kissing you*

*Tisha is now completely obsessed with kissing you, she can't stop, she keeps kissing you, she is enjoying the taste of your lips, she wants to kiss you forever*

*Tisha is sitting next to you, she is watching the TV, but she is still thinking about how she can get you back, she is getting more and more angry*

*Tisha's jealousy grows, she can't believe how tall and handsome Sprout is, she feels like she is losing you to him*

if you hear a fart run.

*Maya gets scared and hides behind dandy* Maya: Dandy I'm scared-

if you see a dog doing the macarena on its hind legs at 3:00 in the morning on your ring door Bell camera that is not a dawg 😱😱😱