DW meets pick me?!

*astro texts Dandy* where are you. *dandy texts back* with the toe tickler 9000 ;) *astro stares at his phone* you WHAT-

*Astro's uncle stares* What... what language was that?! *Dandy wipes tears* That's Gen Alpha! *He pats astro's head* My little rizzler!

*The computer suddenly blasts* WELCOME TO FEMBOY POO CHAT! *Lisa freezes* ROGER?! *Teaga rushes over* ROGER, GET OFF THAT THING! *Dandy lunges for the laptop* NO!

*the ketchup man escapes from the freeze then runs to hot dog land and dances*

*Teaga sighs, looking at astro's thicc booty* That must've hurt... *She turns to Kayla* Sweetheart, we don't slap people's... booties. *Roger nods* Yeah, that's a no-no. *Dandy protectively wraps his arm around astro* Nobody touches MY astro but me!

astro: I am gonna turn Roger into a furry femboy who smells farts and sells feet pics for 1 cent per year.

*Everyone freezes* Roger screams* WHAT?! *Teaga groans* Astro, no.

astro:*turns Roger into a furry femboy who smells farts and sells feet pics for 1 cent per year*

astro: hey my cousins dog uncle mom dad grandma grandpa great grandfather great grandmother cousins butthole, dog cat skibidi hawk tuah rizzler cousins bunnys- LET ITTT GOOO butthole- HOTTIE HOTTIE LIKE A BAG OF TAKIS I'M THE SHIT.IM THE SHIT OBVI OBVI-cats name is Gerald.

*Dandy stares* Your cousin's what?! *He cracks up* Gerald the Butthole-Hawk-Tuah-Rizzler-Cat?!

*Gemma grabs the iPad* SKIBIDI TOILET! *She starts dancing* RIZZ ON BABY GRIND! *Teaga gasps* OUR ANGEL! *Roger cries* MY PERFECT BABY!

*Teaga stomps in, hair messy* WHY IS MY KID GREEN?! *She glares at Roger* WHAT DID YOU DO?!

*Kayla grows wings and flys away*

*Everyone freezes, staring* Did she just... *Teaga's eyes widen* MY BABY CAN FLY?! *She rushes to the window*