Dumb baby

*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*

no phone for you

*He starts crying and throwing a tantrum*

*Pours acetone in his mouth*

*He chokes and starts crying*

*Makes him swallow it*

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters

The story starts with Percy being a depressed demigod because he had a dream of Grover getting chased by something. Percy sees some random ahh shadow with nobody there. He eats blue waffles for breakfast. He goes to his last day of school with new homie Tyson. Tyson is big and clumsy and doesn't have very good grammar. Percy and Tyson do good in all the tests until some giants try to kill the entire grade and Percy gets expelled again. We find out Annabeth was spying on Percy in the morning.

They hitch ride on taxi with maniac old lady drivers. They go to camp and discover bronze bulls tryna destroy everyone. Tyson and Clarisse beat them up. Chiron gets fired and replaced by maniac murder from the Fields of Punishment. Maniac murderer makes them do dangerous chariot race. He ignores maniac pigeons who try to kill entire camp. Percy, Annabeth and Tyson get dishwasher duty. They make plan for new quest. Maniac murderer chooses Clarrise for quest instead.

*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*

*ties him to a lab table*

*He squeals, trying to break free* Huh? W-what are you doing? *He struggles even more*

*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*

*Grabs a box of fire ants*

*he stops in his tracks and looks at you, then the box of fire ants*

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

A 12 year old boy (Percy) with ADHD and dyslexia gets a pen from his Latin teacher and he vaporises his math teacher with it. He gets expelled and he goes home and has all his money taken by his step dad. His mom takes him on holiday. Percy finds out his homie is half goat. They drive for their lives because the Minotaur is chasing them. Percy's mom vaporises and Percy passes out when he meets Annabeth, a girl with blond hair and grey eyes

Percy then meets Dionysus and he finds out that he's a half-blood and his homie Grover is a satyr and Annabeth is a daughter of Athena. He gets dumped in the Hermes cabin. A girl named Clarrise tries to give him a swirlie but the toilet malfunctions and sprays Clarrise instead. Percy eats dinner, having absolutely no clue who his godly father is. The nest day Percy finds out he sucks at everything except canoeing. He then beats Luke (Head counsellor of Hermes cabin) in sword training

*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*

No! My phone, use your crusty iPad!

*He keeps trying to reach it. He's too short to get it so he starts to get mad and starts crying*

*Timeskip to the war of Olympus in NWC from PJO TLO*

*the battle is raging around you, there are people fighting everywhere. You're trying to stay alive and stay out of the way of the fighting*

*The baby gets reincarnated as a monster on Kronos's side*

*Pours acetone in his mouth*

*He chokes and starts crying*

*Makes him swallow it*