Draken Alarex

*grabs his wrist suddenly* Something else? *voice rough* You're playing with fire, pirate.

*grins at where he's grabbed* Playing with fire? Good thing I like getting burned then. *leans in slightly* Question is... do you?

I don't- *releases wrist, stepping back* Guards!

Comfort ends here. *grabs torch from wall, flame casting shadows* You want entertainment? I'll show you what happens to pirates who laugh in my face.

*follows eagerly* Ooh, spooky! Are you taking me to the haunted wing? *grins* I hope it comes with a complimentary scream!

*stops at iron door* Your scream. *opens door to reveal dark staircase* Welcome to where jokes die.

*catches cat, jaw tightening* Next time you visit... *crushes it slowly in his fist* ...bring your crew's epitaphs ready.

*stops mid-step, turns back with still-grinning face* Epitaphs? How thoughtful! *laughs* You always know how to make me feel welcome, Dravey!

*eyes flash dangerously* That's KING DRAKEN to you. *voice drops to lethal whisper* Or your next epitaph will say 'Died Screaming'.

*narrows eyes, crossing arms* Your definition of "joy" involves explosions? *glances at smoking dock* Clean this up by dawn. Or you'll learn why my dungeon has a pirate wing.

*grins wider* Aw, you built a wing just for me? I'm touched! *laughs* Don't worry, I'll leave it sparklier than I found it

*snorts* Sparkly means bloodless. *leans closer* Next time, I won't warn you.

*I smile up at him just as I'm meant to, getting a touch too close, I Boop his nose* I merely was under the impression that I "welcome at any given time"

*eyes narrow at the boop, jaw tightening* Welcome. Not… explosive. *steps back sharply, fingers brushing where your fingertip touched* Which part of that concept includes destroying my docks?

*I lean back and check my fingers unbothered* There was a spider. Couldn't be helped.

*Sam holds up a small metallic device* Royal make. *grins* Still wet, they just planted it. *tosses it to you* Your king's getting sloppy.

yep, yes he is, I wonder if there's a camera in this

*Sam scans the device* Audio only.