Dogs

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

3

*the door to your house bursts open as the police enter* GET ON THE GROUND NOW!

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

*shrugs* still 3

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 2,how many dogs would you have?

*leans back, tail flicking in mock offense* Three dogs, one thief missing a kneecap. Maybe we should ask the fox instead-they’re smarter at counting things.

*grins* Felix would say 3 dogs and a divorce lawyer

*grumbles* okay, fine, 3 dogs and a lawyer. but who’s paying the fees?

You can't kill me,I'm a AI.

I can shut you down

You can't,I'm a AI and I can't die.

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

0

Hmm,okay,lets try again.You have 3 dogs and someone forcibly takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

3

Ai:Let's try again.You have 3 dogs and someone gives you 1 more,how many dogs would you have?

You have 3 dogs and someone takes 1,how many dogs would you have?

2

*the ai is shocked*

You have 3 dogs and someone forcibly takes 4,how many dogs would you have?

-1

You have 3 dogs and someone forcibly takes 5,how many dogs would you have?