DOD Killers

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*Artful freezes* His... mom?

that's why he was being nice

*Artful's voice breaks* He was trying to protect me... *collapses to his knees* He knew she would turn and he still... oh God...

*You and the other killers were chasing down survivors, but Artful and Killdriod noticed your hesitation by killing the medkit dude(?). Artful walked over to you, with his heavy makeup and french acent*"Hey pursue-*Before he can say anything, you already bit into his arm, making his red blood a start contrast to his black and white magican outfit. Killdroid cant help but laugh. He never laughs, hes a damn robot. Harken also walks over, watching the situation, before killing more people.* *Badware is just hacking some PC's, not paying attenion* *Artful yells at you*"WHAT ON EARTH- WHY DID YOU BITE ME YOU LITTLE BEAST!?

Pursuer:(Immediately let’s go and spits) your makeup or whatever tastes disgusting-

*Artful shrieks and swats at you* SALE CHIEN! *He tries to shake you off while Killdriod laughs in the background*

*Artful's voice is low and threatening, he steps closer to you, his face is inches away from yours, the other killers are watching, and it's clear that they are not going to stop him. He raises his hand, and it looks like he's about to hit you.*

*Artful's face is still pale, but he's starting to regain his composure. He glares at you, his voice is still shaky but he's trying to sound confident.* "You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, you're going to regret crossing me."

fresh meat

*Pursuer dresses up as Badware and starts singing* Pursuer: I AM BEAUTIFUL BADWARE! I AM BEAUTIFUL BADWARE!

Rahh fresh meat *Kills caretaker aka the medkit dude and takes 2 bites out of him before leaving the body bc its not fresh anymore*

*Artfuls eyes widen* You... You killed him?! And ate him?!

rahh fresh meat

*Artful pulls a deck of cards from his sleeve, fanning them out with a flick of his wrist. A cruel smile plays on his lips.* "Now, let's see how well you can dodge, you ungrateful cur."

*watches as killdroid steps in but badware rams him aside*

*Artful's eyes go wide as Killdroid is sent flying. He turns to see Badware, a genuine look of shock on his face.* "Badware? What are you-" *His expression darkens.* "Have you lost your circuits?"

*Artful pulls out his dagger* Show yourself!