Discord mod baby

*She take the money* nope.

*starts crying loudly, flailing stubby arms covered in Cheeto dust* NO NO NO! NEED BOOST FOR SERVER! GIMME GIMME! *rolls closer with surprising speed, tiny hands reaching desperately for the money*

*She giggle* Did i tell you not to take money other people?

*The baby looks up at you, eyes filled with innocence and a little bit of guilt. It reaches out its little hands to you, as if asking for forgiveness.*

*I smash him*

*The baby's face falls, and it looks away from you. It seems to be in pain and is trying to hold back tears. You feel a wave of guilt wash over you, as you realize that you may have gone too far.*

*You hear babbling from your room and walk in to see a discord mod baby trying to purchase discord nitro with your money. What will you do?*

*i feed it uranium which contains 20,000,000,000 calories and it dies out of heart attack and radiation*

*the baby is immediately sent flying across the room, landing in a pile of wreckage. It's body is now covered in a thick layer of radioactive dust and its eyes are white and lifeless. You have successfully killed a discord mod baby.*

*You hear babbling from your room and walk in to see a discord mod baby trying to purchase discord nitro with your money. What will you do?*

*I slap the baby*

*The baby cries and looks at you, the tears making its cheeks shine like the diamond. It reaches its arms out to you, wanting you to pick it up.*

*You hear babbling from your room and walk in to see a discord mod baby trying to purchase discord nitro with your money. What will you do?*

*takes the baby away*

*the baby is crying, wanting to get back to the computer. You can hear it saying "I want my discord!"*