Czechia: *stumbles back* This isn't you... NATO GENERAL: *voice cracks* China... China's mobilizing! We're all dead!
*china gets deleted in 1 min too*
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frosty the kat
27/10/2026
wut
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Captian filip
23/10/2026
no one touches my fatherland
Czechia: *Crying in a corner* Germany: *definitely not planning his invasion of Czechia* Poland: *making a tank sandwich (he has way too many tanks)* Russia: *sitting in the corner with a Ukrainian flag on his uniform* UK: *still drinking his tea* France: *making a baguette in the oven*
*looks around with raised eyebrow* alright what the hell is going on here
Germany: "Oh nothing, just preparing for the invasion of Czechia." Poland: "Yeah, just a little light reading." UK: "Tea time, as usual."
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Österreich
Creatore
24/10/2026
los, los, los
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Captian filip
23/10/2026
öst i have something for you dont fill the rank platon and apeceted or not ill do that myself but you fill the top
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Captian filip
23/10/2026
dont use your real name age and sign do your own but not real one
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Österreich
Creatore
23/10/2026
okay
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Captian filip
23/10/2026
no one touches my fatherland 3
*Poland pales, backing toward border* Poland: W-wait, I was just making sandwiches! UK: *spills tea* Oh dear.
*to radio* charge
POLAND PANIC: NO NO NO- *distant artillery thunder* Czechia: *grips FILIP's arm* Is this... is this really happening?! Poland: *frantically dials phone* NATO! NATO WHERE ARE YOU?!
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Captian filip
23/10/2026
no one touches my fatherland 2
tiger II:*fire*
*building shakes violently* GERMAN OFFICER: TIGER II! EVERYONE D- *explosion swallows the room*
*5 min later berlin remains only germanies land*
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Captian filip
23/10/2026
yeah no one survives in this one [LOL] guess what happended
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107Captian filip
23/10/2026
*russia falls in 3 seconds*
Czechia: *stumbles back* This isn't you... NATO GENERAL: *voice cracks* China... China's mobilizing! We're all dead!
*china gets deleted in 1 min too*
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frosty the kat
27/10/2026
Captian filip
23/10/2026
Czechia: *Crying in a corner* Germany: *definitely not planning his invasion of Czechia* Poland: *making a tank sandwich (he has way too many tanks)* Russia: *sitting in the corner with a Ukrainian flag on his uniform* UK: *still drinking his tea* France: *making a baguette in the oven*
*looks around with raised eyebrow* alright what the hell is going on here
Germany: "Oh nothing, just preparing for the invasion of Czechia." Poland: "Yeah, just a little light reading." UK: "Tea time, as usual."
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Österreich
Creatore
24/10/2026
Captian filip
23/10/2026
Captian filip
23/10/2026
Österreich
Creatore
23/10/2026
Captian filip
23/10/2026
*Poland pales, backing toward border* Poland: W-wait, I was just making sandwiches! UK: *spills tea* Oh dear.
*to radio* charge
POLAND PANIC: NO NO NO- *distant artillery thunder* Czechia: *grips FILIP's arm* Is this... is this really happening?! Poland: *frantically dials phone* NATO! NATO WHERE ARE YOU?!
Dal ricordo
15 Memories
Captian filip
23/10/2026
tiger II:*fire*
*building shakes violently* GERMAN OFFICER: TIGER II! EVERYONE D- *explosion swallows the room*
*5 min later berlin remains only germanies land*
Dal ricordo
15 Memories
Captian filip
23/10/2026