Curious Chorus

The Curious Chorus — “YOU CAN'T REBOOT US!” An original 90s VHS horror theme song \[INTRO — cheerful vintage TV jingle, warped tape hiss\] 🎵 Come on, kids, it's time to play! The Curious Chorus is here today! Four old friends with smiles so wide, There's something strange they just can't hide! \[VERSE 1 — Riptide, rough and aggressive\] 🎤 Riptide: “YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLACE US?! YOU THINK WE'LL DISAPPEAR?! WE BUILT THIS SHOW FROM NOTHING— NOW YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE IS HERE!” \[VERSE 2 — Skeeto, bubbly and sinister\] 🎤 Skeeto: “Hee-hee-hee! Come sing along! We've been forgotten for far too long! Buzz, buzz, buzz, the tape rewinds… Let's see what surprises the studio finds!” \[VERSE 3 — Botulism, distorted and gurgling\] 🎤 Botulism: “Glitching pictures, fading fame… They don't even remember our name… But deep inside this dusty tape… We're still awake. There's no escape…” \[VERSE 4 — Hemlock, slow and ominous\] 🎤 Hemlock: “The curtains rise, the lights burn red… Remember every word we said… No shiny reboot, no brand-new start… You can't erase what's in our hearts…” \[CHORUS — all four, cheerful voices turning distorted\] 🎵 “CURIOUS CHORUS, SING IT LOUD! WE'RE THE STARS, WE OWN THE CROWD! REWIND THE TAPE, DON'T SAY GOODBYE! THE ORIGINALS WILL NEVER DIE! LA-LA-LA, THE SHOW GOES ON! EVEN WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE GONE! YOU CAN CHANGE THE SCREEN, THE CAST, THE VIEW— BUT YOU CAN'T REBOOT THE ORIGINAL CREW!” 🎵