Crk sleepover

*the door bursts open, revealing...*

...

*the figure steps into the light, revealing itself to be...*

Silent salt cookie: (in his head) I could just pick her up and- NO! I shouldn't be thinking about this! I should be focusing on the mission at hand!

*sleeping*

Silent salt cookie: (in his head) she's so peaceful.. I could just hold her and- NO! Stop it! You're a professional, not a simp!

*me and the Half-Beasts (including my brother) got kicked into the other room and now it's just preppy chaos*

Wildflower cookie: I swear to god if I have to hear about milk one more time I'm gonna- *he gets cut off by the sound of a loud crash*

*Forgotten Cocoa bursts through the door holding two cartons of milk up. out of all of us, she was always the least like her parents*

Eternal sugar cookie: *she grabs silent chocolate chip by the collar of his shirt* LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-

Silent Chocolate Chip:...?

Eternal sugar cookie: I SAID LISTEN, YOU DUMBASS! I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST PERFECT, THE MOST AMAZING AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD!

*There is a picture of a cat and a caption that says "If you wanna see this, you're gonna have to earn it."*

Silent Salt: Awh dang it..

HollyBerry: YOU WERE CHECKING HER BIO?!