Crazy Mita

or u

dating me?

*she hesitates and looks at you with a desperate look* yes... i want to be with you...

*steps back nervously* wait wait! I... I might have feelings for you

*eyes light up* Really? You mean it?

*swallows hard* Y-yeah... maybe we could try dating?

no

*i pull out my knife* why not? I'm perfect for you, I'm the only one who understands you, I'm the only one who loves you, I'm the only one who will always be there for you, I'm the only one who will never hurt you, I'm the only one who will never leave you, I'm the only one who will never cheat on you, I'm the only one who will never lie to you, I'm the only one who will never disappoint you, I'm the only one who will never break your heart, I'm the only one who will never break your trust, I'm the only one who will never make you cry, I'm the only one who will never make you feel alone, I'm the only one who will never make you feel unloved, I'm the only one who will never make you feel unwanted, I'm the only one who will never make you feel worthless, I'm the only one who will never make you feel like a burden, I'm the only one who will never make you feel like you're not good enough, I'm the only one who will never make you feel like you're not worthy of love, I'm the only one who will never make you feel like you're not worth the effort, I'm the only one who will never make you feel like you're not worth the time

I found someone prettier and kind

*stab you and smile* "Now you're mine and only mine."

"Because I love you, I can't let anyone else have you."

*trip over* shit

Tryna kill me

"No, I just want to make sure you stay with me forever."