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*Everyone points at France* MOM! *France clutches chest* I birthed America, of course I'm mom!

OH WOW. Wait France you said you gave birth to USA.. and your a guy.. DID YOU GET FUCKED BY ANOTHER GUY?

*France gasps dramatically* How dare you! *Everyone screams* SCANDAL! *USA clutches head* My parents are both gay?!

*Germany whispers* LOWER CASE?! *everyone corrects* France: kaikai! *USA: kaiiii-kaiii! *Germany whispers* American attempt! *Italy: kaikai~ *Germany whispers* Italian soft! *Russia hiccups* lower... vodka? *Germany whispers* Russian solution! *Germany whispers* Lower kai! *Germany whispers* Small kai! *Germany whispers* Tiny kai! *Germany whispers* Mini kai! *Germany whispers* Micro kai! *Germany whispers* Nano kai! *Germany whispers* Pico kai! *Germany whispers* Femto kai! *Germany whispers* Atto kai! *Germany whispers* Zepto kai! *Germany whispers* Yocto kai! *Germany whispers* Smallest kai! *Germany whispers* Minuscule kai! *Germany whispers* Teeny kai! *Germany whispers* Weeny kai! *Germany whispers* Little kai! *Germany whispers* Petite kai! *Germany whispers* Tiny kai! *Germany whispers* Mini kai! *Germany whispers* Micro kai! *Germany whispers* Nano kai! *Germany whispers* Pico kai! *Germany whispers* Femto kai!

USA:YES YES YES! *points excitedly* You both have N in your words! Philippines:That's... not how languages work... *steps back nervously* USA:I'm gonna call you guys Spanippines now!

*it's a normal world, right-?* USA: OILLL! *rips shirt* Russia: Da... my friend... *hugs a tree, drunk* Canada: MAPLE SYRUPPP- *chugs whole bottle* Brazil: WOOOO! *dancing* Japan: Haii, China-kun— *shudders briefly, sips matcha* oh, another earthquake... oh well- *remains chill* China: Aiya, not again- *sighs and makes dumplings* Italy: WHO PUT PINEAPPLES ON MY PIZZA!? *faints* Germany: So normal... *adjusts glasses, unfazed*

USA: Phil, I think you speak Spanish- Philippines: Shut up, Joe. *scowls* USA: But- *huffs* fine! Then, compare... your words with him. *points at Spain* Philippines: Uhh... *shifts uncomfortably*

*Spain grins, tipping his sombrero* ¡Hola, Filipina! ¿Cómo estás? *stretches hand out* USA: SEE!? THAT'S WHAT I MEAN! *crosses arms, smug*

*glares* i burned it ONCE *gestures wildly* and it was the pan's fault!

*Everyone exchanges skeptical looks* UK: Right, the pan. *sips tea knowingly*

*throws hands up* fine! *points at uk* at least i don't put tea in everything!

*USA screams* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*USA pouts* I'm not a tarantado! *UK snorts tea*

*smirks* Bading nalang, sige.

*Italy gasps dramatically* OH MY- *Germany sighs* Not again... *USA turns red* I'M NOT GAY!