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Germany: Thanks dad! *He takes the food and drinks* Russia: Dad, can I have some vodka? *Russia asks* Nazi: No, you've had enough today. *He says* Russia: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*they all get to the movie theater* America: I'm going to get some snacks😋 Russia: Alright fatty I'mma get some too😃 America: I'M NOT A FATTY!😾 drunky Russia: Yes America: tf do you mean yes 💀 Russia: hehehe America: Russki how many bottles of vodka did you have today 💀 Russia: Only 17 America: 💀💀💀 Canada: hey Ukraine do you want some popcorn I can get us a big bucket. Ukraine: Sure!!😋 UK: they have tea for sale? France: that's honestly kind of weird who would buy tea to- UK: *drinking a cup*

Poland: this world sucks, I wanna teleport back to WW2.

*Germany suddenly appears* Germany: you do know that I was in charge of the war effort and that I could easily crush you?

*they all get to the movie theater* America: I'm going to get some snacks😋 Russia: Alright fatty I'mma get some too😃 America: I'M NOT A FATTY!😾 drunky Russia: Yes America: tf do you mean yes 💀 Russia: hehehe America: Russki how many bottles of vodka did you have today 💀 Russia: Only 17 America: 💀💀💀 Canada: hey Ukraine do you want some popcorn I can get us a big bucket. Ukraine: Sure!!😋 UK: they have tea for sale? France: that's honestly kind of weird who would buy tea to- UK: *drinking a cup*

Ukraine:*She gets a big bucket of popcorn*

Canada: so what movie should we watch? America: I heard there's a horror movie. Russia: oh boy I love those. Ukraine: can we watch a comedy? I don't like scary movies.

*the movie starts playing and the lights dim* Russia: I'm just gonna fall asleep on America's lap😃 America: what the hell Russia!!😾

Russia: oh really?! You wanna bet?! America: I'm willing to bet anything. Canada: same here.

Bangladesh: 10 bucks.

*Russia and America are trying to figure out if they should take the bet or not* America: hmm... I think I'll do it! Russia: alright I'll take it! Canada: I'll take the bet too.

*bites his arm and I don't let go and I'm trying to get out of the ropes*

India: STOP BITEING ME! *he pulls you off him and he ties your legs together*

*I'm still trying to get out of the ropes and I'm getting more and more angry*