country humans

*you all were home doing what ever* America: *playing on his phone while sitting on russias lap* russia: *drinking vodka* uk: *drinking tea and taking to France* france: *eating a baguette and talking to uk* canada and Finland: *in canadas room doing some thing* Australia: whats that noise coming from canadas room?

Republic Of Danger Island(me)(R.D.I)(male)(legend says that beneath my island is a cavern that hides all ancient animals)(my flag is 49% Ukraine 🇺🇦, 11%% British flag and both the gaza and Israeli flag share half of the small space in my flag I'm shared between these countries and all the countries that have their flag printed on my flag share the % they have on my flag)(founded in 28BC, 200 icebergs, northern winds, dangerous curents that smashes ships into my shores):idk but I just wana sleep

America: hey russia? Can I sleep with you?

America: wait! Don't leave!

(I jump out the window of the ground floor and escape)

*everyone just stares at the window* Russia: well that was odd...