COD - A kid?

*Soap nearly chokes on his cola when you walk back to the table, a huge, knowing grin plastered on his face* Soap: Oh, this is priceless. *Price is trying (and failing) to stifle a laugh* Price: Lt., I think you have some explaining to do. *Gaz just looks confused* Gaz: What am I missing? *Ghost's gaze is pure ice, fixed on his water glass* Ghost: Just eat.

*Heavy footsteps approach* Ghost: Liam, please just let me explain- *Valeria blocks the doorway* No boys allowed. He's having a diva moment.

*He doesn't even glance around, a knowing smirk touching his lips* Don't worry. He's probably found the manga section. *He calls out in a normal voice* Soap! We're leaving!

*waits, listening for a response* ...you think he found the yaoi section?

*He chokes on a cough, turning to give you a sharp, disbelieving look* Don't put that image in my head. I won't be able to unsee it.

*Ghost chuckles warmly, a rare sight for the team* Price: I'll be damned. You actually have a spawn? *König tilts his head* König: Are we sure this is your child? He doesn't look anything like you. *Alejandro smirks* Alejandro: More importantly, who's the lucky lady? *Gaz looks amused* Gaz: Or guy? No judgment here.