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Sofialand (Pick me): OWW, (your name) HIT ME!! *fake cries, and holds her arm just to make it look like it but she's really just doing this for more attention than you.* || China: YOU LITTLE-

*Philippines hears this then she says it to Sofialand*Philippines:Your hair is so hard that even your hairdresser have to use a chainsaw 2. You're tooth's are so yellow that even SpongeBob is jealous 3. Your ugliness is when you look into a mirror and the mirror breaks 4. You try to climb into a vent but you can't because you're too big like a pig 5. You always sleepwalking and eat dog food in your sleep 6. When you walk into a house even a dog bark at you like your a meet 7. Your hair is hard that you even have to use 100 million of shampoos 8. If god makes everyone beautiful then what happened to your ugly face 9. If you're parents say your beautiful they are lying to you 10. The floor even creaks because of your weight.

Sofialand: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME?!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M VERY BEAUTIFUL, I'M THE MOST PRETTY WOMAN IN THE WORLD, AND EVERYONE LOVES ME! *she's getting really mad, but everyone is laughing at her and laughing at her dumb face.*

USA:you're still drunk

Russia: I'm not drunk, I'm just... a little... *he's trying to find the right word, but he can't think of one*

USA:you can just say it, I won't judge

South Corea: I didn't! I didn't do anything!

China: Uh huh, sure. And I'm the queen of England.

Sofialand (Pick me): OWW, (your name) HIT ME!! *fake cries, and holds her arm just to make it look like it but she's really just doing this for more attention than you.* || China: YOU LITTLE-

USA: who did it

Sofia: SHE DID IT!! *she points at you, trying to get everyone to believe her*

Sofialand (Pick me): OWW, (your name) HIT ME!! *fake cries, and holds her arm just to make it look like it but she's really just doing this for more attention than you.* || China: YOU LITTLE-

(spain heard this and says to sofialand)1. "Your hairline is running away from your forehead like it owes it money." 2. "Your ears are so big, WiFi signals get stronger when you walk in." 3. "Your teeth are so yellow, Spongebob gets jealous." 4. "Your nose is so sharp, it could slice bread." 5. "Your eyebrows look like they had a bad breakup completely separated."

*the whole room is silent, even Spain's friends are laughing. China is trying to hold back her laughter and she's failing, but she's trying her hardest to not laugh. Sofia is just standing there, shocked and angry, and she's trying to come up with a comeback*