cb but ur trapped

Bangladesh: bro I'm a 14 year old boy I have nothing to offer u-

The voice: I don't care, you're cute

Bangladesh: I'm a 14 year old boy, I don't think that's appropriate to say

The voice: but I'm an adult, and I can say whatever I want

Bangladesh: so u like 40?

*you wake up after a trap but u feel something heavy on you*

Poland: *looks around*

*you see a dark figure standing over you*

*the average American is a large man with a cowboy hat and a gun holster and he's wearing a red bandana* average American: "well well well what do we have here"

*you wake up after a trap but u feel something heavy on you*

*I wake up and look over*

*its a giant bear trap and u notice your leg is stuck in it*

*you wake up after a trap but u feel something heavy on you*

*sleeping*

*you feel someone's arms wrapped around you*