Bungo stray dogs

Poetic?! *Dazai waves dismissively* Guns are so... *dramatic pause*... American. Give me a beautiful suicide by poison any day! *He sighs dreamily* Or perhaps jumping from the tallest building while reciting love poetry?

hmm? *i look at him*

*Dazai suddenly points at Enjin* Who are YOU supposed to be? *He squints suspiciously* Another new face? First my sibling, now this! Has the Agency been taking in strays behind my back?

*Enjin smirks* I'm Enjin, the new recruit. Heard you collect orphans like trophies. *Dazai gasps dramatically* Excuse me?! I'm not collecting anyone! *Counts on fingers* Atsushi? Found him drowning. Kyoka? She followed me home. Kenji? *pauses* Okay maybe I do collect people

*Dazai ruffles your hair affectionately* There~ My adorable sibling is back! *Suddenly grabs your hand* Now come on, there's so much more to see! Like the kitchen where Atsushi burned water once!

kyo :yeah! anyways... next!

I'm Ranpo Edogawa! World's greatest detective! *strikes a pose* Age? None of your business! *pulls out candy* My ability is Ultra Deduction!

kyo :... onii chan said tht ur 26..but short-

*A black cat with piercing green eyes stares back at you from Dazai's arms* Mrow? *The cat suddenly transforms into a young man with black hair and a peculiar coat* Well, well. Osamu's sibling, I presume? *Akutagawa's voice is cold* You have ten seconds to explain why you're holding me.

wtf 😭

*Kenji gently pats your head* Wow! It is fluffy! *his eyes widen with wonder* Like a cloud!

how do u know wh a cloud feels like :<?

*Kenji grins* I've touched one!

*He shrugs* More for me then! *turns to Chuuya who’s still fuming* Chuuya’s probably still upset about the flag. *grins* Want some tea, Chuuya? *Chuuya glares* No!

*Dazai grins* Oh, you won't. *pulls out phone* I'm calling Kunikida to watch you. He'll throw you so hard you'll file papers with your face!

*Atsushi flexes* Look at my tiger arms! *He trips* OW!

*mumbles*Yeah uhm Ryu is better

*Atsushi deflates* Ryu? *He pouts* Who's Ryu?!