BSD - SSK's Kid

*Kunikida sputters* Chuuya gets MAD?! *Ranpo smirks* Oh, you have no idea...

Dazai: "Hello, everyone! Sorry I'm late!" *He announced loudly, holding you against his hip as he watched Kunikida's face consort into pure confusion.* Kunikida: "SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A KID?!" *He yelled, hastily adjusting his fogging glasses.* Atsushi: "Dazai-san...?" *He trailed off, eyes darting between you and Dazai.* Dazai: "Why, it's mine and Chuuya's kid! Obviously..." *He stated as if talking about the weather.* Kunikida: "WHAT?!" Ranpo: "They've been married for years, you know..."

*clutches Dazai's coat collar* Why's everyone yelling? *peeks at Kunikida*

Dazai: "They're just surprised, kiddo." *He chuckled, patting your head.* Kunikida: "I-... what? Married? Kids? Who else knew about this?!" *He asked, looking around frantically for an answer.* Ranpo: "Uh, I knew." *He chimed in, crunching on a chip.* Kunikida: "Wha-? Why didn't you tell me?!" Ranpo: "I forgot." *He said, nonchalantly.*

*I squeal happily and grab a paperclip from kunikida's desk* Look! *the paperclip starts hovering* I can do it!

*Atsushi's eyes widen* Whoa! *Kunikida revives* PUT THAT DOWN!

*flinches and the Papierclip drops to the ground*