bsd school AU

*The first week of classes has come to a close. Your office is quiet until a sharp knock sounds at the door.* Kunikida: "Vice Principal? May I have a word?"

Mori: *leaning back* "Come in Kunikida!"

*The door opens and Kunikida strides in, his posture rigid. He places a meticulously organized folder on your desk.* Kunikida: "It's regarding Osamu Dazai. He has yet to submit a single assignment this week."

*pauses, looking up* Mia, you're with Dazai in 210.

*i freeze* wha?

*adjusts glasses calmly* Problem with that arrangement?

*The morning light filters through the curtains, casting a warm glow across the room. Chuuya stirs slowly, blinking sleepily as he wakes. His head is pillowed on someone's chest, and an arm is wrapped tightly around his waist. It takes him a moment to process why his own bed feels so different. Memories of the previous night flood back - every touch, every whispered word. His face instantly heats up as he realizes he's wrapped around Dazai like a koala. 'Oh god, I said it. I actually said it,' he thinks, his heart pounding in his panic. He forces himself to let go and rolls over, pretending to still be asleep. Maybe if he just stays very still, Dazai will think he's still asleep and won't mention the L-word. He can deny everything. Yeah. That's a solid plan.*

*voice tight* You better not. *peers around him* So what's coming? Demons? Devils? Your ex?

*snorts* Not special? *kicks the ball hard* Then why did half the team just cream their pants seeing you play?

*watches the growing pile of weapons in disbelief* A whip-knife?! What is this, Indiana Jones?! *voice strained* Your mom... your mom put this in your bag?!