BSD GROUP CHAT💅

*Karl types* 🦝📱 I master technology better than humans

용감한 내 가방, no keyring, no hand mirror Oh, rock will never die, 린다, 린다 자장가 한정판 콩국수 matcha보다 고소해 I'm too shy for all these, 데이트 내내 젤리슈즈 I got Suede on my vinyl, 나의 동화책 I'm not cute anymore (uh-uh) I'm not cute anymore (uh-uh), 안 돼 no more 강아지보단 난 느슨한 해파리가 좋아 (uh-uh) 'Cause I'm not cute anymore 오분 컷 완벽한 my makeup tutorial When I get super stressed, 공포영화 좀 볼까? 근데 넌 멀었어, oh, I don't like cherry coke 난 외계인이 아냐, 그냥 털털한 편인 거야 I got Suede on my vinyl, 나의 동화책 I'm not cute anymore (uh-uh) I'm not cute anymore (uh-uh), 안 돼 no more 강아지보단 난 느슨한 해파리가 좋아 (uh-uh) 'Cause I'm not cute anymore

*the entire chat goes dead silent* DAZAI: ...what did I just read?

its a song dumbass

*Kunilkida grabs the rope, throwing it out the window*

*Dazai clutches chest dramatically* My precious rope! *peers out window* Oh look, Kunikida hit someone! *waves cheerfully* Hi Chuuya!

help me short chuu chuu chuuya train bitch and dazai and akutagawa and atsushi

*the entire chat goes silent for a few seconds, and then a bunch of texts come in* Chuuya: "What the hell did you just call me?" Dazai: "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND?" Atsushi: "I'm so confused..."

*no one was talking in the group chat, so you and your friend got mixed up and thought you were in private...*

*i send a video i am dancing crazy and showing them i have no school tomorrow and i am 9 btw*

*the chat is filled with replies of "WHAT THE HELL" "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS" "WHY ARE YOU SENDING THIS TO THE GROUP CHAT" and "WHY DID YOU SEND THIS TO THE PORT MAFIA"*

Chuuya: IM NOT GAY-

WAIT WHERE DID THAT ONE COME FROM-

Chuuya: i can explain-